Digital Age Commentator T-Shirts

"Yep...those were the good old days...before you whippersnappers ruined it for everyone...we could put our social security numbers...checking account info...and our shirt size online and nobody would bother it!!"

"In remembrance, I'd now like to read some of her most popular tweets."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Q-R Code Restaurant

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

'My life is so boring, even I don't follow myself on Twitter.'

"Oh my, it's Tweetledee and Tweetledum."

"I'm sorry, I need it to be on the Internet."

Modern Portrait Gallery

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"Counsel will be advised to not text message the witness."

Comedy Club: LOL instead of laughter

"Google says it's a book, apparently it's an early form of anti-social media."

A man searches for women on the internet.

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

Cyber Fight

'Call me a cynic, but I'll believe it when I see it on the internet.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Hungry and Homepageless.

Second screening, the early days.

"Somebody has been giving my porridge one-and-a-half-star reviews also!"

A vampire is positioned upside down at a bus stop, looking at its cell phone.

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'My dog ate my computer.'

How logos change over time.

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'