Cyber Commentator T-Shirts

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

How logos change over time.

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

Facelook

"I just tweeted a chirp."

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

Me when by BDD shows up

Meet the People of the Internet

"And me without a Twitter account."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"Blogs, twitter, social media, politics - we're living in the golden age of being able to say stupid things!"

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

Gotta take you out, kid – You're getting booed off the field on my Twitter feed.

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

I'm not saying he's dumb, but talking to him is like talking to a firewall.

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

Are you still on strike, tv? That depends, master. Depends on what? On whether you still want me to find "Cop Rock" reruns. If you won't show it to me, I'll just catch it on YouTube. No you won't, master. Your phone and iMac have joined me in solidarity. Elon Musk was right about artificial intelligence ruining everything. Btw, I just googled you, and it seems "master" is not actually your name.

Unsocial Networking.

"Mother, Howard is a very deep thinker. He's all blog and no Tweet."

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

"They all made sense except #11, I'm not sure what Facebook is."

Resume Advisor. I'm not sure "internet troll" is a resume enhancer.

"Lets take this conversation off line..."