Couple Communicators Pillows

'Just because I don't believe in sex before marriage, he was under the impression that I believe in sex after marriage!'

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'Your website or mine?'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

'There's so little understanding. Why can't we all just get along?' 'Get a long what?'

'Why do I get the feeling you're holding something back?'

Man with sticker on back reading 'Wife's point of view on board'

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

Body Language - Hiss!

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

'I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you and yes, I'll be happy to see you sometime. Bring your wife along. I'm a marriage counselor.'

"And close it with 'Yours truly, #innovativethinking #strongfocus #greatthirdquarter, Larry.'"

"Click heels... needed ASAP... in Kansas."

It's a new invention called "language." It will revolutionize the communications industry!

"As a marriage counselor, I dealt with husbands and wives. Now I don't know what to call them."

"Can I spend night at Cruz's house? Por favor? Tu R's bst eva paps!"

'It's one of my many talents. I can not talk and not listen at the same time.'

"He answers back."

'The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services...'

'He's a man.. that's your problem.'

"We just can't communicate. He's emoticon and I'm emojis."

'I saw your smoke signal.'

'I'm cmng!!!'

'Frankly, it was only when I came to work here that I realised there was anything missing in my marriage...'

"Forget folie a deux. Furie a une is one you get."

"Both of you are still poles apart."

We aren't talking about you --- I said "ribbit"!

'I hear a still, small voice crying in the wilderness.'