Couple Communicators Mugs

'Just because I don't believe in sex before marriage, he was under the impression that I believe in sex after marriage!'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'Your website or mine?'

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'There's so little understanding. Why can't we all just get along?' 'Get a long what?'

Man with sticker on back reading 'Wife's point of view on board'

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

'I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you and yes, I'll be happy to see you sometime. Bring your wife along. I'm a marriage counselor.'

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

Body Language - Hiss!

"As a marriage counselor, I dealt with husbands and wives. Now I don't know what to call them."

"Click heels... needed ASAP... in Kansas."

"Can I spend night at Cruz's house? Por favor? Tu R's bst eva paps!"

"And close it with 'Yours truly, #innovativethinking #strongfocus #greatthirdquarter, Larry.'"

'It's one of my many talents. I can not talk and not listen at the same time.'

'The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services...'

"He answers back."

'I hear a still, small voice crying in the wilderness.'

"Forget folie a deux. Furie a une is one you get."

'He's a man.. that's your problem.'

'Frankly, it was only when I came to work here that I realised there was anything missing in my marriage...'

"Both of you are still poles apart."

'I'm cmng!!!'

'I saw your smoke signal.'

"We just can't communicate. He's emoticon and I'm emojis."

"When you say, 'It's all good' what you really mean is, 'I don't care'."