Couples' Communication Pillows

'It's one of my many talents. I can not talk and not listen at the same time.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Social Networking.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

'There's so little understanding. Why can't we all just get along?' 'Get a long what?'

Man with sticker on back reading 'Wife's point of view on board'

"They're going through a bitter marriage."

"I never said 'I love you'. I said 'I love ya'. Big difference!"

'Well, if I'm being honest, I think he's a raging narcissist.'

"After all these years I'm afraid that we just don't fit each other anymore."

'I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you and yes, I'll be happy to see you sometime. Bring your wife along. I'm a marriage counselor.'

'Do we LOOK as though we asked for 'Love is a Many Splendoured Thing'?'

'He used to focus only on me... now he just focuses on his stupid ball!'

'I feel obligated to tell you that this offer may expire without prior written notice.'

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

'Sometimes I think you don't listen to a word I say!'

"Don't be too upset. If we were meant to have good sex, we probably would have married other people."

'You need to put a little more fun into your marriage.'

'What makes you think she's been laying around?'

"As a marriage counselor, I dealt with husbands and wives. Now I don't know what to call them."

'This is a meaningful relationship, the sex means a lot to me.'

"Margo, I think it's time we talked about us."

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

'I need to know where I stand, Ursula.'

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'

"I can express my opinions to you because you have an open mind."

"He answers back."

"Are you multitasking me?"

'Hello, is that the Compulsive Callers helpline?'

"I love you but I love my chocolate fudge sundae more."