Modern Communicator T-Shirts

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

Night School Enrolment

"Anyone following me on Twitter already knows what I did this past summer."

Crowd Scene with Mobile Phones

"Hey - Craig - we must do email sometime."

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

'I'm looking for a child psychologist who can communicate with my daughter. Are you good with your thumbs?'

Do we have to know all the letters? I don't use them all when I text.

'Not even a single letter. I told you you should switch to e-mail and texting.'

"I don't like their proposal. Should I reply with a 'thumbs down' or a 'poop' emoji?"

"Do you think smart phones hurt socializing?"

"I'm sorry, could you hold that thought too? I really need to take this call."

"Roger, is your whole presentation in emoticons?"

'On the plus side, you'll never find better phone reception.'

You Have New Mail

'U WOZ R DAD NOW U R DED :-(' - 'I'm amazed it got past the vicar.'

"We're not friends-she just e-mails me things I'm not interested in."

'A text? See, this is what I mean when I say 'We don't talk anymore.''

"How did work go today? Read my blog."

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

'He'll communicate... but only by text-message.'

'I hope you don't mind me breaking up with you via text message.'

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

'Since I lost my cell phone, I never know what to do with my hands.'

'We embrace all digital denominations.'

Text Mingling.

'Text your father and tell him I'm not talking to him!'

'It was embarrassing. While I was taking up their cell phones, my cell phone rang.'

"I think he just said I'm on a boat LOL ..."

"Do you think that social media is dumbing-down the art of conversation?"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"What do I want to be when I grow up? See the FAQ page on my website."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"