Smartphone Communicator Gifts

'What does LOTI mean?"

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Text Culture

"Textin’"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

Spam in Hell.

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

Aluminium Henge

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."