Mobile Communication Pillows

'How's it going, Rachel?'

"Of course the texting does tend to work better with the younger generation..." "Gnudh,nxt twl?"

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

Marathon Runners all on the phone.

"Relax, that was no explosion! My daughter texting at the speed of sound caused a sonic boom."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

Lynching on social media

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

Polly txt speak

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'How fast can you hype?'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Campaign for Plain English

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"