Mobile Communication Critic Pillows

The cellphoen is a magical tool that lets us perform all kinds of tasks, like talking, emailing, and

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'I said, how do you like my new communication tool?'

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

"I owe you an apology. When you bought that muzzle, I was mad because I assumed you bought it for your dog."

"Mrs. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask..."

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

"Actually, there is such a thing as a stupid question, and you've just asked it."

'I'm on the plain.'

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'I'm getting mixed signals. First the boss tells me that I never really caught fire around here then he tells me that I suffer from burnout.'

"I never want to speak to you again, but I'm find with sex and other non-verbal activities."

"This circle of hell is for those who always hit Reply to All."

'I am becoming a jerk. Get a memo to all departments.'

"Hello? I can't talk right now! I'm on a plane! What?! No! Just leave some food in her dish! What?! I can't talk!"

"After he got his cell phone, I'm only his second-best friend!"

"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time."

'Mr Slickovitz will now brief you on corporate creole!'

"He's been told he has to cut down on using meaningless 'management speak'...which is causing him a lot of problems...as it's the only language he knows!"

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

"Do you mind?! I happen to be on the phone!"

'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!'

"The killer was calling from inside the house and didn't even bother to text first."

'Here's the man who created the 'Exploding Email'.'

Prpr 2 Skype thy Mkr.

People Don't Talk to Each Other Anymore!