Communication Gadget Critic Pillows

'With all our distracting communications gadgets, old fashioned air mail still gets people's attention.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Twitter censorship

"AI chat bot"

"My best friend is my phone."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Modern Life Blues

'I said, how do you like my new communication tool?'

Social media and censorship...

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

Better Living Through Technology

'Last month's technology' bin next to electronics store.

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"Mrs. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask..."

Redundant Technology.

NHS computer: Kaput.

"I owe you an apology. When you bought that muzzle, I was mad because I assumed you bought it for your dog."

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

Screen Time at the Dining Table