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'Damn!-I'm getting halo interference'.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

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"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

She - Interpreter - He.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Ruddy bloggers!

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"