Communication Gadget Lover Gifts

'Damn!-I'm getting halo interference'.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

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'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

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"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

She - Interpreter - He.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Ruddy bloggers!

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."