Communication Gadget User Gifts

'This is safer than texting.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Man Reading Laptop.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Twitter censorship

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

Boombox

"I have an app for that."

"Brat"

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

Harriet, you should really switch plans if they charge you for roaming. I mean, we're buffalo - that's what we do.

"I'm not repeating the specials again until everyone puts down their phones."

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

"...and don't fall for that trunk enlargement scam."

Mobile

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear.

'If I give you some of my friends' cell phone numbers, will you leave me alone?'

"Hmm - a letter through the door - Do not bend. Then how am I supposed to pick it up?"

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

'Talk about punishment. Last night I wasn't allowed to use my laptop and phone while watching TV.'

''Swiper's Wrist.' I'm prescribing 7 to 10 days of 'Cash Purchases only.'

'Joy, do me a favor. . . call my pager number. . . I wanna make sure it works. Wait 'til I go into the living room.'