Communication Gadget User Mugs

'This is safer than texting.'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Man Reading Laptop.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Twitter censorship

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

Boombox

"I have an app for that."

"Brat"

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

How wire-tapping began. Is that some kind of eavesdropping equipment? Sort of

Harriet, you should really switch plans if they charge you for roaming. I mean, we're buffalo - that's what we do.

"I'm not repeating the specials again until everyone puts down their phones."

Mobile

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

"...and don't fall for that trunk enlargement scam."

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

"Hmm - a letter through the door - Do not bend. Then how am I supposed to pick it up?"

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

'If I give you some of my friends' cell phone numbers, will you leave me alone?'

You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear.

'Talk about punishment. Last night I wasn't allowed to use my laptop and phone while watching TV.'

''Swiper's Wrist.' I'm prescribing 7 to 10 days of 'Cash Purchases only.'

It turns out they're selling "iPhones."

ARGHHH! Can you be more specific?