Gadget Misuser Gifts

You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Grandma's caf

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

Robot surgery.

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"It's the new self-driving model."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

Automatic swing machine

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

Modern camping