Smart Device User Gifts

Man Reading Laptop.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Digital Fomo!

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"I have an app for that."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

IMHOtep

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

"Brat"

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Ready for a run!

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

Phone Mittens

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

Texting eye dog

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

"I'm not repeating the specials again until everyone puts down their phones."