Wearable Device User Gifts

Healthcare cartoon about cheating on health insurance with wearable devices.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Man Reading Laptop.

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I have an app for that."

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

Ready for a run!

"Brat"

"My fit watch has conspired with the TV remote. The remote only stays on some fitness channel until I get up and exercise."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"I'm not repeating the specials again until everyone puts down their phones."

"I've been using the latest home tech and apps to monitor my health....And after feeding the results into some online medical sites I discovered I was dead!"

"...and if I press this button..."

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it lighter!"

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was wearing a Fitbit?"

"It's context aware, so it can tap your wrist when you're about to put your foot in your mouth."

"Next bench is four steps."

'And this wearable smartwatch sends a text to my wearable smartglasses to let me know when I'm not wearing any pants.'

"Have you considered upgrading to a newer model fitness tracker? That might solve your backache problems."

'Talk about punishment. Last night I wasn't allowed to use my laptop and phone while watching TV.'

"Look, it even shows how much time I'm wasting on silly gadgets."

Much needed Apple Watch features