Telecom Critic Pillows

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Twitter censorship

"AI chat bot"

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Social media and censorship...

Modern Life Blues

'I said, how do you like my new communication tool?'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

Better Living Through Technology

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"I owe you an apology. When you bought that muzzle, I was mad because I assumed you bought it for your dog."

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"Mrs. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask..."

NHS computer: Kaput.

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

The nurse of the future

Screen Time at the Dining Table

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.