Telecom Critic Pillows

Why's the phone off the hook?

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Twitter censorship

"AI chat bot"

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Social media and censorship...

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

Modern Life Blues

'I said, how do you like my new communication tool?'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Someday

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

The emperor has no phone!

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

Better Living Through Technology

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"Mrs. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask..."

NHS computer: Kaput.

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"I owe you an apology. When you bought that muzzle, I was mad because I assumed you bought it for your dog."

The nurse of the future

"Actually, there is such a thing as a stupid question, and you've just asked it."

Screen Time at the Dining Table