Mobile Critics Pillows

"I did all my homework last night. I couldn't find my phone."

Trial by Media

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Squeezing the Free Press.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Difference of Opinion

Meet the Enemy

'There's nothing on.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

Twitter censorship

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'