App Critics Pillows

'I don't think those apps have made Junior smarter.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"You know, there are other emojis."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Twitter censorship

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"AI chat bot"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

God's Phone

Modern Life Blues

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Social media and censorship...

Today's love

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'