"After he got his cell phone, I'm only his second-best friend!"
Smartphone Critic Pillows
Add comfort and humor to their space with pillows featuring witty slogans for the smartphone critic—making every rest a moment of lighthearted fun.
Award: Most trivial phone app. Ah-choo! Gesundheit!
"The killer was calling from inside the house and didn't even bother to text first."
Customer service involves giving your clients your undivided attention.
I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)
People Don't Talk to Each Other Anymore!
Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.
"Would you relax? They never look up."
"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'
"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
Twitter censorship
"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."
"AI chat bot"
A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.
"I've got a better view on my smart phone."
It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?
"My best friend is my phone."
Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'
Modern Life Blues
Social media and censorship...
Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.
Someday
Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.
"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"
'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'
"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."
'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'
"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."
The emperor has no phone!
"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."
God sends a text message: 'OMME!'
"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."
Smartphone Critic Pillows Collection
Smartphone Critic Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs perfect for the smartphone critic—witty, humorous, and designed to bring a smile every morning.
Smartphone Critic Prints
Decorate with prints that poke fun at smartphones—ideal for the critic who loves to hang witty art on their walls.
Smartphone Critic T-Shirts
Looking for casual wear that makes a statement? Check out our t-shirts that humorously celebrate the smartphone critic’s perspective.