Smartphone Addict Critic Pillows

"Wait! Don't do it!! Don't jump before I've got my mobile ready!"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"My best friend is my phone."

"Noooooooooooo!"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Modern Narcissism

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Family Time

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

Man-mobile

'Please, pay attention.'

Social Media Blues

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

Evolution

Able to Google Stuff Man

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."