Future Smartphone Addict Pillows

"Your essential needs change as you get older. Soon you'll be out of that diaper and into a smartphone."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"Noooooooooooo!"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Modern Narcissism

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Family Time

Man-mobile

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

'Please, pay attention.'

Able to Google Stuff Man

Evolution

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."

Social Media Blues