Mobile Communication Marvel Pillows

"Relax, that was no explosion! My daughter texting at the speed of sound caused a sonic boom."

Text Culture

Cellphone Islands

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

Technology and literature

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

The End of the Worker Bees

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

'I'm on the plain.'

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'How's it going, Rachel?'

Dealmobile.

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on my cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

'No - I'm not on the tube, I'm in a tube.'

When your cat has learned to use the phone...

Dead spots

Meaningful Negotiations?

Witch with a mobile home on her broomstick.