Mobile Marvels Pillows

The End of the Worker Bees

Cellphone Islands

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

'We're donating our organist to science.'

"A man and his choo-choo."

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"Hey Siri, why does my neck hurt?"

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on my cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

"I'd thought I'd lost my arm when I was hit in battle. It's amazing what they can do with reconstructive surgery these days."

"We were unable to release his grip on the smart phone."

Meaningful Negotiations?

Witch with a mobile home on her broomstick.

Swiss Army cellphone.

'I thought it was a personalized license plate saying text us.'

Mobility Park.

Warning! No Cell Phone Service Next 20 Miles.

'I saw a Rascal Scooter crash into a Hoveround. It all happened so slow.'

"Ernie! Watch the speed bu..."

Why must you watch TV on your cellphone? Flexibility. I can watch whenever. Isn't that why you record shows? I can also watch wherever. What, like in the freakin' can?! Nothing so silly as that. Stoplights used to be so boring. I'm Jack Bauer.

"That one we fished out of the toilet."

'The future of web design has a name my friend: the Web-O-Matic 2000!'

Stop sneaking up on me like that!

"Tell me about online banking again. I'm not good at technology, but it's got to be less stressful than this."

"Oh, I'm just walking the walk and talking the talk..."

"You did that just to be a jerk."

'We're now in a good position to move the company forward.'