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"Please remember to text me to remind me to check my email, in case someone's sent me a direct message about my blog."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

Ruddy bloggers!

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Information. Innuendo

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"Hello?"

"All those in favor Retweet."

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

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"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

First O.M.G. church.

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

"If you want to know how my day went, read my blog."

"My son, using 'Reply All' is not a sin."

'Truthfully - do you really Laugh Out Loud at all my texts?'

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

"Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. I've been out of the office since I got fired."

"Roger, is your whole presentation in emoticons?"

'It was embarrassing. While I was taking up their cell phones, my cell phone rang.'