Little Communicator Pillows

'What do I want for Christmas? - Didn't you get my TEXT?'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Text Culture

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"You don't whisper anymore."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"I think it loves us."

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"Hold that thought, my love. I'm listening – I just need to pee on those daylilies."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'Modern romance'

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

"I speak Latin, you know."