Little Communicators Pillows

'Wanna come out and play?'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

~ S.O.S.

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

Baby talk 101 - Whaaaaa! 'This is a good one. It means, 'Until my every need is met, your life will be hell'.'

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'Let's arbitrate.'

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks-- When do I get paid'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'I'm texting my inner child.'

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it"

"Ok mummy, perhaps this isn't so crummy!"

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

'Let me go over your symptoms again; you have a 'gugu' and you're feeling a little 'bugaga'.'

'Sure raising my allowance is great, daddy but what I really want is power of attorney!!

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

'If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.'

I think I have too many apps.

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

"Plea bargaining with my mom is more like please bargaining."