Mini Conversationalist Pillows

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Tabletop Theatre

"I'm still pre-literate."

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

It's a picture book. The words aren't called "subtitles."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

'So there we were, driving to day care, when our van was attacked by a giant squid.'

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

Mobile Phones, "Now we are together we will proceed to the business of the day."

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"Dad since my pocket money isn't index linked, you've forced me to have to renegotiate."

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

"Lovely weather for it."

'I love your bangs.'

"I was on a roll at first. Then, things began to unravel, and my life just went down the drain."

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

'Let me go over your symptoms again; you have a 'gugu' and you're feeling a little 'bugaga'.'

'He can ask 'what's for dinner' in 10 different languages.'

"We'll get him to talk."

'Finding the meaning of life is difficult enough. Now they want the meaning of life in 140 characters or less!'

'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'

"IRL sucks."

"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."

"Take your pick—those people are talking schools. Next to them is real estate, and over by the stairs is money."

"Hey, this is on me!"

"I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed."

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

"He knows how to read and write. We want him to learn how to speak."

"I realise you're used to talking to me on the chat line, but would you mind not moving your fingers like you're typing everytime you say something."