Tiny Conversationalists Pillows

'Let me go over your symptoms again; you have a 'gugu' and you're feeling a little 'bugaga'.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"So, what do you do for play?"

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

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The Book Club

"This may be the wine talking, but I'm wasted."

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

'According to my Dad, bosses are just like headmasters. The only difference is that they give you money every month.'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"They think I don't have a clue."

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

A Young Girl And Her Pet Cat.

"Phil is my Vice President in Charge of Snappy Comebacks."

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

"What is it about us that makes only crazy people want to talk to us?"

"Not to be a killjoy, but this happened on our property. Are liable?"

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."

'Did someone forget to circle before dinner.'

'Say 'Nessage in a gottle.' one more time and I'm putting you back in your box.'