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'Let me go over your symptoms again; you have a 'gugu' and you're feeling a little 'bugaga'.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"So, what do you do for play?"

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

How to Do Small Talk??!!

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"This may be the wine talking, but I'm wasted."

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

The Book Club

'According to my Dad, bosses are just like headmasters. The only difference is that they give you money every month.'

"They think I don't have a clue."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

Hi. How's it goin'? Good, you? 'Sup. Hey. Hello. The Primordial Schmooze.

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

"Phil is my Vice President in Charge of Snappy Comebacks."

A Young Girl And Her Pet Cat.

Said Cohen? Who's askin? Someone who is about to make your dreams come true. Why? Are you gonna let me yell at you until you bleed? Caustic. Quick-witted just as Facebook led me to believe. What the heck are you talking about?!?! Nothing. Ready to experience pure joy? I'm ready to attack!!

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

"What is it about us that makes only crazy people want to talk to us?"

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."

"Not to be a killjoy, but this happened on our property. Are liable?"

'Did someone forget to circle before dinner.'