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'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"I understand it all started when he ordered extra toppings on a pizza."

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'According to my Dad, bosses are just like headmasters. The only difference is that they give you money every month.'

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'Let me go over your symptoms again; you have a 'gugu' and you're feeling a little 'bugaga'.'

'I take after my Daddy - He's a confirmed batchelor!'

'We're rich! We're rich! My mum's got goldstones!'

'Great lunch box.'

"Phil is my Vice President in Charge of Snappy Comebacks."

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

Not quite Beverly Hills.

"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."

"What is it about us that makes only crazy people want to talk to us?"

"Not to be a killjoy, but this happened on our property. Are liable?"

'Did someone forget to circle before dinner.'

'Say 'Nessage in a gottle.' one more time and I'm putting you back in your box.'

"We could always adopt, like, 50 little bunnies from Asia."