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'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"So, what do you do for play?"

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"I understand it all started when he ordered extra toppings on a pizza."

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'According to my Dad, bosses are just like headmasters. The only difference is that they give you money every month.'

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'Let me go over your symptoms again; you have a 'gugu' and you're feeling a little 'bugaga'.'

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

'We're rich! We're rich! My mum's got goldstones!'

Not quite Beverly Hills.

"Phil is my Vice President in Charge of Snappy Comebacks."

'I take after my Daddy - He's a confirmed batchelor!'

'Great lunch box.'

Do you suspect me of ulterior motives? Let's put it this way: You're not a suspect; you're a person of disinterest.

"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."

"What is it about us that makes only crazy people want to talk to us?"

'Did someone forget to circle before dinner.'

"Not to be a killjoy, but this happened on our property. Are liable?"

"Heard any good confessions lately..?"

"We could always adopt, like, 50 little bunnies from Asia."