Mini Conversationalist Prints

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Tabletop Theatre

"I'm still pre-literate."

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

'So there we were, driving to day care, when our van was attacked by a giant squid.'

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

Mobile Phones, "Now we are together we will proceed to the business of the day."

"Dad since my pocket money isn't index linked, you've forced me to have to renegotiate."

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'I love your bangs.'

"Lovely weather for it."

'Let me go over your symptoms again; you have a 'gugu' and you're feeling a little 'bugaga'.'

"We'll get him to talk."

'He can ask 'what's for dinner' in 10 different languages.'

'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'

'Finding the meaning of life is difficult enough. Now they want the meaning of life in 140 characters or less!'

"IRL sucks."

"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."

"Take your pick—those people are talking schools. Next to them is real estate, and over by the stairs is money."

"Hey, this is on me!"

"He knows how to read and write. We want him to learn how to speak."

"I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed."

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

"I realise you're used to talking to me on the chat line, but would you mind not moving your fingers like you're typing everytime you say something."

"Donald is an appendicitis survivor, too."