Virtual Conferencing Gifts

Big Man Off Campus

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Who called this meeting again?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Zoom Christmas

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

Dog Park Zoom

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Thanks for coming in."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Zoom Wedding

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Negative Interest Meeting