Video Conferencing Gifts

"Hi everyone, sorry about the mess."

"Who called this meeting again?"

"Your meeting's over. You can relax you zoom face now."

Zoom Counting Sheep

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Teleworking was the death of the office party.

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

"I'm honored to share my research at your virtual academic conference."

Dream Zoom

Evolution of Zoom

'I'm sorry but Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam on your laptop?'

"Good to see you up bright and early."

'He's not seeing anyone in person. He prefers that you upload a video clip to him. Here's his email address.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

With a bit of creative thinking, meetings with her boss had become the highlight of Joan's day.

"I take it you're video conferencing all day from home?"

"Webcams were unflattering even before we all had to start cutting our own hair."

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

"Ah, yes, I'm sorry, I lost my train of thought..."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Oops, this meeting is for Data Cloud Services? I thought it was Dodo the Clown Services!"

"Am I at work... am I at home, does it matter anymore."

'Are 3-D, high definition webinars really necessary?'

Working from Home

"And remember, team, working from home shouldn't be seen as an excuse for allowing standards to drop."

"Are we all here? You can all hear me...wait....who's that?"

Zoom

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

"Wow. You look exactly like everyone else on a ZOOM call.", "You too. Like not even slightly different."

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

"I'm about to get on a conference call, and I'm putting you on mute until it's over."

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

'I take it your world is upside down.'