Online Conferencing Gifts

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Who called this meeting again?"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Zoom Christmas

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Cat Zoom Meeting

Dog Park Zoom

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Zoom Wedding

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Negative Interest Meeting

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Remote work

The New Business Power Suit

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"I'm fine going all zoom."