Web Conferencing Gifts

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Who called this meeting again?"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Zoom Christmas

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Dog Park Zoom

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Zoom Wedding

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Negative Interest Meeting

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

Remote work

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

The New Business Power Suit