Videoconferencing Gifts

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

Yelleworking

Cat Zoom

"Twenty-three. How many times did you glance to see how your hair looked during the zoom meeting?"

"Did you give me the finger?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Who called this meeting again?"

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Zoom Christmas

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Cat Zoom Meeting

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Dog Park Zoom

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

Zoom Wedding

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

Negative Interest Meeting

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"