Videoconferencing Gifts

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

Yelleworking

Going to a split screen doesn't count as a second opinion, doctor.

Cat Zoom

"Twenty-three. How many times did you glance to see how your hair looked during the zoom meeting?"

"Did you give me the finger?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Who called this meeting again?"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Zoom Christmas

Cat Zoom Meeting

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Dog Park Zoom

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Thanks for coming in."

Zoom Wedding

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'