Video Conferencing Expert Gifts

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Who called this meeting again?"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Zoom Christmas

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Cat Zoom Meeting

"We've been cancelled."

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Dog Park Zoom

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Zoom Wedding

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

Negative Interest Meeting

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

Remote work

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

"I'm fine going all zoom."

The New Business Power Suit