Video Conferencing Expert Gifts

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Who called this meeting again?"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Zoom Christmas

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Dog Park Zoom

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Zoom Wedding

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Negative Interest Meeting

The New Business Power Suit

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

Remote work

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"I'm fine going all zoom."

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