Virtual Interactor Gifts

"I don't have time to talk right now, but you can always find e on Facebook."

Text Culture

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"We don't communicate any more..."

'Virtual patient.'

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"I'm trying to figure out a way to go trick-or-treating through Google Earth. That way I can do it globally to get more candy."

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

'Of course working in a 'Virtual Firm' does have it's drawbacks...'

Internet Dude

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

"You know that theory....that we're all part of a giant computer program?..."

"Check it out! It's one of those new virtual vines."

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

"Alexa and Siri both say I've been good."

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."

What is the first thing you do straight after England has just won the World Cup?

"And you're sure this is a recent photo?"

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"