Internet Darling Pillows

An astronomer on earth posted a time-lapse video of us appearing to move across the night sky. We're YouTube stars now.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Online Dating

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

Happy birthday Darling!

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

We found each other the first time either of us tried online dating! It was love at first website!

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

Ladies who lunch.

The Croucho Club

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

“I heard von Schleflin yell ‘Eureka,’ and then kerblam!”

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

My friend really wants to meet you. He Googled your operating system and thinks you two are compatible, a perfect match. He's looking for a partner to grow into obsolescence with. Oops --- he's not powered up. Go ahead, buddy! You're on.

Like me on Facebook?

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

Dressing up

Online Romance

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"If you didn't sit around sucking up bandwidth all day, maybe your waistband-width would get smaller."

They're free-range, but they never leave the wi-fi area.

'So like, loan dude, isn't it O.K. to get the actual icea for the kind of e-business we'd like to start after you lend us the $50 million?'

Wi-Fi

"This being our second date, Trudy, I think it's time we share our passwords and user names!"

Ask Doctor Ernie. "Dear Dr. Ernie, Are there any inherited traits that never skip a generation?" Fertility.