Design Darling Pillows

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Second hand furniture.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Creative department

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

The World's Easiest Airport

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Dialogue

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

Happy birthday Darling!

The Design Artiste

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Georges Braque.

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"