Denim Darling Gifts

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Bobbies library of jeans

Dialogue

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Valentines

Cowboy

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

"I happen to be somewhat in a rush. Would it be possible to discuss the various aspects of multiculturalism at some other time soon?"

Jeans Styles

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

“I heard von Schleflin yell ‘Eureka,’ and then kerblam!”

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

Marry me on a surfboard

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"

"Whoah, triple denim!"

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

An astronomer on earth posted a time-lapse video of us appearing to move across the night sky. We're YouTube stars now.

Fittings for jeans: 'unfortunate paunch', 'persistent lumps', 'just weird.'

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

Like me on Facebook?

"Where do you draw the line?"

"I assumed you had the tickets!"

"Good luck with that."

Dressing up

'New skinny jeans?'

"Do you card for the free birthday dessert?"

'To be honest Mabel, we just made 'em smaller!'

Ask Doctor Ernie. "Dear Dr. Ernie, Are there any inherited traits that never skip a generation?" Fertility.