Denim Darling Gifts

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Dialogue

Bobbies library of jeans

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Valentines

Cowboy

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

Jeans Styles

"I happen to be somewhat in a rush. Would it be possible to discuss the various aspects of multiculturalism at some other time soon?"

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

"Whoah, triple denim!"

“I heard von Schleflin yell ‘Eureka,’ and then kerblam!”

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Marry me on a surfboard

Fittings for jeans: 'unfortunate paunch', 'persistent lumps', 'just weird.'

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

"Where do you draw the line?"

Dressing up

'To be honest Mabel, we just made 'em smaller!'

"Good luck with that."

"Do you card for the free birthday dessert?"

"I assumed you had the tickets!"

'My motto is...'if you can't stand the heat, go out to dinner'.'