Denim Gifts

"Whoah, triple denim!"

'You know Nigel, those jeans have faded too much!'

Jeans Styles

Killer Executive Suits.

Men's business romper.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

New Suit.

"Absolutely not!"

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Bobbies library of jeans

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

The Dandy

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

Honey Costume

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

The Aging of Underwear

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Cowboy

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

Friendly Tie

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

'Note the bold use of gray.'

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

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