Denim Gifts

"Whoah, triple denim!"

'You know Nigel, those jeans have faded too much!'

Jeans Styles

Killer Executive Suits.

Men's business romper.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

New Suit.

"Absolutely not!"

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

Bobbies library of jeans

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

The Dandy

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Honey Costume

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

The Aging of Underwear

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Cowboy

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

Friendly Tie

'Note the bold use of gray.'

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

Builders fashion range

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'