Denim Devotees Gifts

"Whoah, triple denim!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Bobbies library of jeans

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

Cowboy

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

'I love men in uniformity.'

Jeans Styles

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

Oliver Reed-Twist: 'I'll arm wrestle you for some more.'

Job Trotter encounters Sam in Mr. Muzzle's kitchen

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

'It'll be ready Tuesday.'

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

Luca Barocco's Cannoli Sectional

Fittings for jeans: 'unfortunate paunch', 'persistent lumps', 'just weird.'

'I have to go to the bathroom.'

'I'll have what he's having!' (Oliver).

We had the dirt delivered this morning. They said, 'It was the best birthday present ever!'.

"Here, this might fit."

'You can't go wrong. The Futura is a Japanese car made in America, and the Silvette is an American car made in Japan.'

"Good luck with that."

'Don't pay me. I'm not a conductor, I'm a naval officer.'

Missing and dreaming

'These gentlemen are here to address mistakes we may have made, where we are now, and what the future holds.'

A difference of opinion over fashion

"I'm so special that I even get my very own blanket for the sofa."

A chip off the old block

Laundry Ponce - "Darling this one's got a setting for anything by Issey Miyake"