Skinny Jeans Gifts

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Summer wants.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

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'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

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"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

"Whoah, triple denim!"

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

"Have you ever wondered what I'd look like in skinny jeans?"

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

Mom jeans, boyfriend jeans, Mom's boyfriend jeans

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"Now ladies, I hope none of you have been cheating."

"How come you never wear blue jeans, Tia Carmen? Don't you like them?"

"Good luck with that."

'If you buy 5 pairs, we throw in a recliner and TV remote for free.'

"Love your jeans."

"It was really embarrassing. They had to use the Jaws of Life to get me out of my skinny jeans."

"This is skinny jeans Friday, Matt. Relaxed fit is next Friday."

'Herbert's jeans have gone from relaxed fit to just plain lazy.'