Media Darling Gifts

Ladies who lunch.

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

The Croucho Club

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Occu-Pie Mars

In the Guru District

'How fast can you hype?'

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"National security adviser"

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

If nobody had invented graphics

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Gay Times...

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Meet the Enemy

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Cord cutter

"Walt Disney on ice."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."