Tech-savvy Celebrant T-Shirts

Celebrations in the chat rooms

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Computer Music

"The times – They have a changed."

'Young Love'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Follow God On Twitter

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."

'Not tonight, Rodney - I have to delete e-mails.'

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."