Tech-savvy Celebrant T-Shirts

Celebrations in the chat rooms

Klimt Kiss Phones

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'Young Love'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"The times – They have a changed."

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

Computer Music

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Follow God On Twitter

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

'Not tonight, Rodney - I have to delete e-mails.'

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

'Yourplace.com or mine?'