Tech-savvy Valentine T-Shirts

The school has no money for supplies, so take out your cellphone and send a valentine ecard to your neighbor.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

Today's love

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

Zoom Wedding

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Young Love'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'