Tech-savvy Mechanic T-Shirts

"Off hand, I'd say your bumpy ride is due to your tires, but just to be sure, I'll run a bunch of computer diagnostics."

Tossing computer into canyon.

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Animals are smarter than we think!

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Rap-Nav.

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"Camera not working."

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

Have you considered using email?

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

Employee performance review software.

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"New tricks CD Rom"

"Latest in Microwave Technology."

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

'Cell phones can make you more productive, but only if you turn them off.'

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

'Your first board meeting?'

"Virtual workouts are getting so realistic."

'And how EXACTLY am I supposed to peel the carrots when we don't even have an electronic multiblade adjustable potato peeler?'

"Sorry, give me one second."

'To more closely match reality, all our crash test dummies now hold cellphones.'